San Marco Tottenham Hale
- The Usual F*wit
- Mar 10, 2023
- 2 min read
I've just been out for a lovely meal at this restaurant. Great pizza oven and a great simple little al a carte menu.
Really nice friendly atmosphere helped along by the charming company I was with, and them being a regular and being friends with the staff. Honestly it was a little like being in a movie set piece the place is wonderful.
Amongst our chatting we had some really interesting "life conversations" leading to one take away message; be comfortable with yourself and your own company. Once you've got that you have everything (or something like that).
Sounding much like the little Buddha they were.
Meanwhile I forgot to post the great news. I've made it past 500 streams last weekend, this equates to about £1, or 1% progress, like the worlds slowest progress bar the number creeps on.
But more great news I have a new fan who may have a few connections that they can lean on to improve my visibility. Initially bursting with confidence that they'd get me to the 50,000 stream target (before reality bit back little).
My genuine aspiration is really just to max out the Toast o meter, a task that I already think is a bit of stretch. Performing live...? taking things further would present a few issues.
I can only really play anything complicated in short bursts before f*ucking up.
I can only play basic rhythm guitar if singing at the same time
Most of the tracks have multiple guitar track and there is only 1 me (and I've just established I can't really be expected to play live)
Who's gonna play the drums if I'm singing and failing to play guitar?
You can't eat toast and sing at the same time, without risk of spraying crumbs all over the microphone.
I'm shy, hiding behind a screen suits me (that was referring to a computer screen, but has given me the idea of just performing from behind a screen. Maybe take a bath with shower curtain on stage and perform from in there).
Of course like Scooby Doo is powered by Scooby Snacks I am powered by Toast and Tequila.
Get me to that magic new toaster number of streams and perhaps the power to perform will come to me (or more importantly I stand a chance of persuading some other idiots to join me - oo then we can be "the usual f*wit and some other idiots". To perfect a name to go to waste).
Powered by Toast n Tequila (2nd album title?) I could do anything. I suspect the Tequila is more responsible for the confidence than the toast, but it can all me Mexican Champagne, you gotta stop to eat sometimes.
It has only just popped into mind that Toast 'n' Tequila could be quite an explosive combination (TnT).
Singing in the shower, I got the power to explode into your ears....
Time for bed I think.
Crumbs aren't mess, they are toasts way of reminding you what a great time you had. (deep man)
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