I'm a chatterbox with nothing to say..?

Why is it when you want to say something just to break a silence or to fill a space, that is the exact moment your thought process does it best impression of the vacuum of space?

I'm sitting here write now writing this bit of drivel, but in my minds eye right now there is nothing but the stars and the dark void and the distant sound of some angry spinning tops...

I've just had a great idea - it is toast related of course.

Get a baguette. Slice thinly (sorry I know that's a little controversial for a baggy). The slice should be ca. 1cm or less. Toast the slice, cover it in butter and any other topping of your choice and (ta dah) you have a toast biscuit.

Hold on I can do better. I you have a cup or a circular pastry cutter you can make circles from a normal slice of bread and then once toasted you will have a toast biscuit ta dah...

Back to the stars I think.